velga 

She’s a boss. But a nice one. She doesn’t take any crap, and will punch you in the face for hurting her loved ones.

If she loves you, she’ll die for you.

If you break her trust, she’ll never trust you again. You’re lucky if you have a Velga in your life.

“Hey, don’t mess with her”
“Why?”
“She’s a Velga”
“Oh shit”

velga by MoonBasedDagger February 16, 2021

Vegan pulled pork 

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

vegan bar

Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.

Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !

vegan bar by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019

Vegan eel footing 

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Naughty Vegan 

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.

Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.

Naughty Vegan by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020