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New word for vegan cause some idiot misspelled it and now its a joke.
Person A : I'm calling the vegab teacher on you
Person B : VEGAB LMAO-
Person C : I love me some vegab food
Person D : new word
Person A : TYPO
vegab by .kaix.? April 6, 2022
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A new word for vegan cause some idiot misspelled it.
E <3 : I'm calling the vegab teacher on you
Kai : VEGAB-
Bighead : I love me some vegab food
Bob : new word
Vegab by .kaix.? April 6, 2022
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im calling the vegab teacher, so that she can eat ur venus flytrap.

NO DONT PLS I BEG U
vegab by mooshiroomi April 6, 2022

Vegan pulled pork 

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.
Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".
Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020
Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.
Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !
vegan bar by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019
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