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Velcrosac 

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls
I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.
Velcrosac by GrayMac May 7, 2010
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Velcrosnuggle 

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.
Velcrosnuggle by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013

Velcrows 

Generally two women who do everything together.
Used mainly for older women and/or for women who gossip
"Those two go everywhere together"
"They're a couple of Velcrows"
Velcrows by ROxford December 26, 2011
Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
Velcros by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010

velcrosex 

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another
man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe
velcrosex by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008

velcroesque 

1. a hanger-on who seeks advantage or gain.
sort of like a leech.
That dude was so velcroesque I could not shake him off me.
velcroesque by ink_lab January 18, 2011