Velcros
Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
Velcros by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010
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Velcro Ass
The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
Velcro Ass by YunChop January 13, 2018
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Compton Velcro
Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008
velcromonkeys
velcromonkeys by thechilldylan November 20, 2020
velcroholic
"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"
The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.
The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.
velcroholic by F reshleaf April 16, 2022
velcro gooch
when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
velcro gooch by David and Colin August 4, 2007
Velcro Kitty
A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
Velcro Kitty by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011
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