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Velchie - The substance or residue left over from ones vaginal burp or belch.
Velcie: "Bro do you see that chick over there? Last week i was fucking her, and sure enough the next day I had a bunch of velchie under my foreskin!"

Kravex: "Holy shit dude! That almost sounds like your name!"
velchie by Kravexx March 5, 2014
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velching 

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process
I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.
velching by Valgar May 5, 2014
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Venchie by Venchay June 8, 2021
One who takes place in velching. (The process of ejaculating in a mans ass, then sucking the sperm out with a staw)
Troolin is a master velcher
velcher by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Horse Velcher 

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.
Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

velcried 

past tense of velcro
Take my shoes off? But they're already velcried!
velcried by brokn March 16, 2009

Horse Velcher 

"man, johns a horse velcher"]
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"
Horse Velcher by p0ptarts November 23, 2003
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