blurp

to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")

"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"

by DIZZYD August 31, 2004

blurp

When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.

"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping

by Blurpen2000 March 31, 2007

blurp

To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.

He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.

by Jshrek62 June 10, 2011

blurp

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

by jmaster876 June 10, 2009

blurp

A blurp is a woman with pneumatic breasts and big lips.

Siobhan is a blurp.

by Daath August 21, 2019

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008

Blurp

The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.

Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"

by Elle911 April 27, 2011