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VEG-EDGE 

The life of a straight edge vegan,
does not ingest any animal products and lives a straight-edge lifestyle, edge is the pledge get used to it.
Hey Sabbath.. EDGE IS MY PLEDGE!

Sabbath: TOTALLY VEG-EDGE!
VEG-EDGE by Kolene April 7, 2008

Platform End Veg 

The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.
*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*

"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"

*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"
Platform End Veg by TwoSixAlpha August 22, 2014

Strict vegetarian 

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.
person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.
Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.
Vegetal by Tumbly December 16, 2016

Crafting Vegeto 

Crafting Vegeto is a popular YouTuber/streamer who is extremely cancerous and is very cute and sweet. He like to watch Jojo and make YouTube vids just on it. He streams almost everyday except for Tuesdays and has a discord server which he is active and talks to his many fans in.

His real name is Samy and was born May 3, 1996, his age is 23 and he is a super hot french man ;))
He has many ships for example:
Craftinzzy (Samy and Tezz)

Smichgeto (Smich and Samy)
Btw did I mention he’s fucking adorable?
I love crafting Vegeto he’s such a great streamer/YouTuber.
Crafting Vegeto by Erentheidot February 11, 2020

vege-human 

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.
Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.
vege-human by ken69 January 27, 2009