A really hot twin who are vegetarian. Makes really bad “that’s what she said jokes” and manages to still make you smile a little. Bit of a shitter at sports and is tall af . Definitely has a basic name like “Ava” but is unique in a good way.

Guy- ur such a vege
Girl- thx

Vege by BigDaddy6969420# May 7, 2022

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vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

vege-human by ken69 January 27, 2009

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vege-link

The feces of a vegetarian.

Those adventists lay some gnarly smelling vege-links.

vege-link by ken69 January 21, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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