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Vie De Merde. French equivalent to the acronym FML or Fuck My Life in English.
Literally means "shitty life".
"Hey you heard of fmylife.com?"
"Man, I'm French. I've been going to viedemerde.fr even before fmlife.com started."

"Ca va mec?" (How you doing man?)
"Bof, ma meuf viens de me quitter pour un gros lard pété de pognon. VDM." (My girl just dumped me for a rich fatass. FML)
"Clair." (I hear ya.)
VDM by rasd75 April 15, 2009
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The act of running someone with a vehicle in GTA FiveM
Mods He VDMed me
VDM by Rtire January 6, 2022
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VDM stands for Vehicle Death Match. It is a bannable and kickable offense on most of the roleplaying servers. For example, VDM occurs when you hit someone with your vehicle for no valid reason.
Really, dude? I'm calling an admin, and your gonna get banned for VDM
VDM by Windows 11 by Microsoft January 21, 2022
Acronym for Vietnamese Domestic Market. Used to describe anything native to vietnam such as food, clothing, people, et cetera. Similar to JDM.
I made some VDM food to help acclimate my vietnamese guests.
VDM by Zack Pasi August 3, 2005
Vietnamese Domestic Market. Similar to "JDM"(Japanese Domestic Market). Used when describing products pertaining to those primarily consumed by people in vietnam, or that would have to be imported to obtain.
I like VDM coffee, it tastes so good.
vdm by zack p July 18, 2005
A type of recording that allows you to do a YouTube premiere in a live stream and fake donations and switch to live in the middle of the stream/premiere(aka VDMR) it was invented by a6d to avoid eating a baguette live
Skeppy: IT'S A VDMR
a6d: WHAT IS A VDMR
VDMR by LongWordMan123456789 February 25, 2020
a secret technique used by french baguette-wielder a6d in order to pretend that he ate a baguette on stream, when in reality he did not. it allows the user to 'premiere' a video while on stream. however it is balanced by removing -100 brain cells. it is extremely deceptive, being able to persuade both his audience and BaldBoyHalo (in the end).

it is a move exclusive to french people.
holy shit he's using a vdmr to masquerade the fact that he didn't eat the baguette! a6d is using the bisector of the perpendicular photosynthesis in order to ping-spoof my brain cells rn!
vdmr by i feel bad for a6d June 8, 2019
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