Evan Fong, better known by his online alias VanossGaming or simply Vanoss, is a Canadian video game commentator. He produces content centered on playing certain games with friends, performing comedic skits, and completing particular game modes and challenges. Since starting his YouTube channel in 2011, Fong has amassed over 16 million subscribers and 4 billion video views as of February 23, 2016.
Tyrone: "Dude I just bought a cap gun!!!"
Jeeves: "Why would you waste money on such a vaysburdian item?"
Sebeastian: "dude, you pulled the central defender out and that's why they scored! Fuck!"
Mike: loudly "what are you talking about!? That wasn't me!"
Sebeastian: "what a vaysburdian move!"
A funny Canadian YouTuber who does funny shit in Call of Duty, GTA5, and Garry's Mod. He also plays hockey his country's home sport. He really funny and good at editing. He currently has 7 million subscribers.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!