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Original slang (i.e., invented and used by a very small group) meaning vagina.
Originates from hilariously flawed voice-simulation algorithm (in which "vasheen" sounds like "vagina" and vice versa).
'Hello, my name is Fabio, and, today, I will teach you how to rub lotion on your vasheen.'
vasheen by female_x July 22, 2009
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Vasee is an ancient Indian name. This name is a derivative of Vasile which means an attractive seducer (in other words tall, dark and handsome man with attractive eyes) who goes after only pretty women. He is a charm person and very selective. If he go after a women, she will be the lucky one and will have all the attention from him. He is very trust worthy and little bit of eccentric but in a good way.
Kaelenn: Hey, who is that exotic man standing against the wall with a glass of wine?
Lisa: Ohh that guy. His name is Vasee. He is very picky and seducer but little nerdy

Kaelenn: Cool. I am going to try and test my luck. He is so cute. ohh he is coming to our direction.
Lisa: oh God. You are in trouble. LOL
vasee by latinmamasitha February 8, 2010

Commander Vasjeer 

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.
A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.
Commander Vasjeer by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017

Visteerna 

The most prettiest girl you would ever come across. Her smile will cure your day. She is a popular girl but not like the bitchy ones. She is an extrovert and will always make you feel comfortable whenever you're around her.

She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky
Friend 1: Who's that girl?

Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?

Vaseegaran

Typically a person who is highly romantic.
Even though he can get any girl he wants, he chooses to be with only one girl.
- Hey Abi ! How was your date last night ?
- OMG ! He is such a Vaseegaran. I am def gonna marry him.
my boo! he is sooooooooooo sexy. he's got a wkd dress sense, a cool car, gr8 luks, g's and a well nice personality. he's mine, all mine!
'I luv ya babe. ur so fine, dayum, ur all mine! HAHA!'
Vaseem by baby gurl xoxox April 20, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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