A small liberal arts school in Poughkeepsie, New York with a famously LGBT+ friendly environment. As such, it was consecrated an "Ivy League Whorehouse" by the Westboro Baptist Church in February of 2013, sparking much excitement throughout the student body.
"I can't believe Vassar is now considered Ivy League! I'm so proud to be attending an Ivy League Whorehouse!"
by vassarkid February 10, 2013
Get the Vassar mug.A small, but renown liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, New York with a student population of 2400. It was founded by Matthew Vassar, a financially successful brewer. Originally a women's college and member of the Seven Sisters, Vassar became co-ed in 1969. The college retains a majority of female students (60%), has a large gay population, and, just like other liberal arts schools, is known for popular recreational marijuana use.
Perhaps the user 'VCunts' was rejected to Vassar College or simply didn't have the credentials to apply in the first place.
by CVI April 17, 2006
Get the Vassar mug.One of the Seven Sister Schools that is now co-ed (because Vassar can handle it) and is no longer affiliated with Yale (because they couldn't handle it). Home of the most beautiful collegiate library in the world, and an eclectic, talented, and generally f**king awesome student body. Located in the unfortunate city of Poughkeepise. Contrary to popular belief, Vassar students are not accepted because they are rich, white, suburbanites, or elite. They are accepted because they have either worked their ass off or learned to play the admissions game. Well, except for the Rockefellers.
Where are you going to college?
Vassar.
Isn't that an all women's college?
No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.
Vassar.
Isn't that an all women's college?
No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.
by Jayne Eyre October 25, 2007
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by VCunts January 2, 2006
Get the Vassar mug.A college near where I live, so I know the facts: it used to be women only, now is co-ed but most males there are sodomites.
Rich kids who got good grades in high school, pseudo-intellectuals who maintain an air of superiority when around the "townies", while most likely knowing that they are in fact inferior to those who were not raised in a closet.
The vassar children embraced Reggae music in the late nineties, but abandoned their faddish interest in it very quickly, perhaps when it dawned upon them that Rastafari culture rightfully scorns homosexual practices, anti-Christian sentiment, paganism, etc.
Vassar is a pocket of benighted individuls shipped in from Connecticut and other bastions of rich white stupidity, now dwelling in a land known as Upstate New York, of which they know nothing of. Mostly congregate around Collegeview and Raymond Avenues, displacing the working-class Black, Latino, and white community who used to frequent the area (ironically the population that the vassar children say they want to "help").
Today this district is besmirched by a gay bar bearing a sign that says "entrance in rear".
Rich kids who got good grades in high school, pseudo-intellectuals who maintain an air of superiority when around the "townies", while most likely knowing that they are in fact inferior to those who were not raised in a closet.
The vassar children embraced Reggae music in the late nineties, but abandoned their faddish interest in it very quickly, perhaps when it dawned upon them that Rastafari culture rightfully scorns homosexual practices, anti-Christian sentiment, paganism, etc.
Vassar is a pocket of benighted individuls shipped in from Connecticut and other bastions of rich white stupidity, now dwelling in a land known as Upstate New York, of which they know nothing of. Mostly congregate around Collegeview and Raymond Avenues, displacing the working-class Black, Latino, and white community who used to frequent the area (ironically the population that the vassar children say they want to "help").
Today this district is besmirched by a gay bar bearing a sign that says "entrance in rear".
Yo, what's up tonite at billiards?
I don't even go to that part of town no more; the vassar children have taken over!
I don't even go to that part of town no more; the vassar children have taken over!
by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 14, 2006
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Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008
Get the Vassar Straight mug.Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.
I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.
by James10023 August 17, 2010
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