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Vasc is short for vascular and is taken from the term "All Vasc" which is another way of saying "All Veined out"
Vasc means stupid, dumb, bailing, retarded, or simply stressed out.
That chick is all vasc.

Bro, this shit movie is all vasc.

Stop being all vasc and lets go hang out.
Vasc by UltraViolentClockwork April 20, 2018
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Vasco is a guy who is funny, smart and controls his destiny, has charms that makes girls love him when they get close, he's a great lover, he can be stubborn sometimes but he will ride or die for the ones he confides in, he doesn't let his past dictate his future, he tries to not fall in love with everyone but sometimes beautiful fools him. He will do what ever for the girl he loves. Vasco are usually born after the month of July and are original and no one can be a Vasco
I don't know what is so special about him that I keep thinking about him, he must be called Vasco
Vasco by Chewthizzballzz2001 May 22, 2017
Soccer team in Brazil, but everytime used when someone dies, like an expression for someones death. That happens because Vasco had an curse that he always lose and it was like an "dead team".
Ele foi de vasco/ He's dead as fuck
Foi jogar no vasco/ He died
Mais um reforço pro vasco/ One more died.
Vasco by yehklsj March 27, 2023
Huge dick
That vasco got a big one
Vasco by Dom luis VIII January 4, 2019

vascular 

Vascular - used to indicate the prominence of a person'a veins post an epic gym session.
E.g. 'Your arms are looking so vascular after crushing that set of curls'.
vascular by AKVASCULAR November 20, 2013

Joao Vasco 

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.
Joao Vasco by Carlos da Maia October 24, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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