Vargus 

Nick Heppner's real name.

Vargus=Fungus, Fungus=Nothing... Vargus=Nothing!

Vargus by checkoutlilgiobeats! October 16, 2008

vargus 

someone who leads a double life, working in a shop by day but by night they fly to japan where they are known as the top assassin and is hired by the yakuza. be afraid.

policeman: what happened to your parents ting tong?
ting tong: vargus killed my dad and took my mum
policeman: o shit not again!!!

vargus by ting tong69 January 8, 2009

Mr.Vargas

Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!

Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.

Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.

Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

feliciano vargas by Hetalian person July 4, 2016

lovino vargas 

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia

Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3

lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

vargskelethor

a sweeb

Use vargskelethor in a sentence?

vargskelethor by Urban dickionary July 27, 2019

varmus

A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.

I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.

varmus by thedouche March 6, 2009