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Nick Heppner's real name.

Vargus=Fungus, Fungus=Nothing... Vargus=Nothing!

Vargus by checkoutlilgiobeats! October 16, 2008

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vargus

someone who leads a double life, working in a shop by day but by night they fly to japan where they are known as the top assassin and is hired by the yakuza. be afraid.

policeman: what happened to your parents ting tong?
ting tong: vargus killed my dad and took my mum
policeman: o shit not again!!!

vargus by ting tong69 January 8, 2009

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Related Words

Vargus • Vargas • Varus • vagussy • Vargasm • Varcus • Vargish • Varusha • Varushka • Virgus maximus

Mr.Vargas

Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!

Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.

Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

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feliciano vargas

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.

Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

feliciano vargas by Hetalian person July 4, 2016

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lovino vargas

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia

Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3

lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

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vargskelethor

a sweeb

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vargskelethor by Urban dickionary July 27, 2019

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varmus

A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.

I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.

varmus by thedouche March 6, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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