Vargasm
Vargasm by THE MASTER-09 April 2, 2009
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Vargasm
When the attempt at intercourse with a girl fails, this is the resultant reaction that happens when by himself in his room with his hand which he nicknamed "Stacy"
Loser 1: Dude, that girl just left yesterday
Loser 2: So what did you do?
Loser 1: I went back to my room and had a private session with "Stacy"... I had the best Vargasm
Loser 2: wtf, did you just describe you touching yourself to me?
Loser 1: yea... my bad
Loser 2: So what did you do?
Loser 1: I went back to my room and had a private session with "Stacy"... I had the best Vargasm
Loser 2: wtf, did you just describe you touching yourself to me?
Loser 1: yea... my bad
Vargasm by Chicagosfinest10 August 29, 2010
Mr.Vargas
Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019
feliciano vargas
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.
feliciano vargas by Hetalian person July 4, 2016
lovino vargas
lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015
Vagasm Man
similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
Vagasm Man by secret mistress December 4, 2016
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