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An orgasm only better
Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants!
Vargasm by THE MASTER-09 April 2, 2009
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A type of orgasm, which is at least ten times more extreme than any other ordinary orgasm. Typically given by a guy, who goes by the name of Varga. Most likely received on Vargawednesday.
Wow, this dude gave me such a vargasm the other day!
Vargasm by Köcsög October 12, 2022
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When the attempt at intercourse with a girl fails, this is the resultant reaction that happens when by himself in his room with his hand which he nicknamed "Stacy"
Loser 1: Dude, that girl just left yesterday

Loser 2: So what did you do?

Loser 1: I went back to my room and had a private session with "Stacy"... I had the best Vargasm

Loser 2: wtf, did you just describe you touching yourself to me?

Loser 1: yea... my bad
Vargasm by Chicagosfinest10 August 29, 2010
Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

lovino vargas 

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia
Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3
lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

Vagasm Man 

similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
my married man is the ultimate Vagasm Man, pleasuring me in every way!!!
Vagasm Man by secret mistress December 4, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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