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A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.

I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.

varmus by thedouche March 6, 2009

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Varcus

The most amazing person you will ever meet, Varcus is often used as a boy's name for new parents. Mostly described as an introvert, they WILL scream in your ear if you don't shout 10 times and spin in a circle with Lovesick Girls playing in the background.

''Is that a megaphone or is that Varcus?''

Varcus by anonymous October 19, 2020

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Varusha

Simply the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Short, smart, and sexy. No one can make your heart flutter the way same way she can. She is also an incredibly skilled writer. Also, never under any circumstances steal her snacks. Beware if she has scissors.

"I really hope I get to see Varusha today, that would make my day."

"Did Varusha write this? It's beautiful."

"Varusha never fails to impress me, she's always doing something incredible."

"Did you seriously just eat that milk tart? That was for Varusha! You better run."

Varusha by Mr. 9000 December 22, 2021

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Varcus

The most amazing person you will ever meet, Varcus is commonly used to name boys for new parents. Often described as an introvert, they WILL scream in your ear if you don't shout 10 times and spin in a circle with 'Lovesick Girls' playing in the background.

"is that a megaphone or is that varcus?"

Varcus by lamborghinimercedes October 19, 2020

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Varushka

Varushka is a hella hot girl! 🔥 She is really kind, and would make a great friend to anyone, as long as you respect her, just as much as she respects you! She is quite an introvert, but that's what makes her so adorable! Sometimes she can be a badass to the people who mess with her, but overall she is amazing!

Heather the Popular girl's thoughts: Damn I'm so pretty...
Others: Wow! Varushka is like the hottest person ever! And we thought Heather was pretty 🤨

Varushka by AReallyRandomDude April 8, 2021

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Vargus

Nick Heppner's real name.

Vargus=Fungus, Fungus=Nothing... Vargus=Nothing!

Vargus by checkoutlilgiobeats! October 16, 2008

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vargus

someone who leads a double life, working in a shop by day but by night they fly to japan where they are known as the top assassin and is hired by the yakuza. be afraid.

policeman: what happened to your parents ting tong?
ting tong: vargus killed my dad and took my mum
policeman: o shit not again!!!

vargus by ting tong69 January 8, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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