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The most amazing person you will ever meet, Varcus is commonly used to name boys for new parents. Often described as an introvert, they WILL scream in your ear if you don't shout 10 times and spin in a circle with 'Lovesick Girls' playing in the background.
"is that a megaphone or is that varcus?"
Varcus by lamborghinimercedes October 19, 2020
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A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.
I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.
varmus by thedouche March 6, 2009
a valcussy is when a valcano has a vagina, if the earth has sexual intercourse, the valcussy will erupt and spray it's valcussy discharge everywhere.
I got too excited and went fast into that valcussy, my stuff was very warm.
valcussy by valcussy expert July 11, 2021
Simply the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Short, smart, and sexy. No one can make your heart flutter the way same way she can. She is also an incredibly skilled writer. Also, never under any circumstances steal her snacks. Beware if she has scissors.
"I really hope I get to see Varusha today, that would make my day."

"Did Varusha write this? It's beautiful."

"Varusha never fails to impress me, she's always doing something incredible."

"Did you seriously just eat that milk tart? That was for Varusha! You better run."
Varusha by Mr. 9000 December 22, 2021

Varushka 

Varushka is a hella hot girl! 🔥 She is really kind, and would make a great friend to anyone, as long as you respect her, just as much as she respects you! She is quite an introvert, but that's what makes her so adorable! Sometimes she can be a badass to the people who mess with her, but overall she is amazing!
Heather the Popular girl's thoughts: Damn I'm so pretty...
Others: Wow! Varushka is like the hottest person ever! And we thought Heather was pretty 🤨
Varushka by AReallyRandomDude April 8, 2021
Nick Heppner's real name.
Vargus=Fungus, Fungus=Nothing... Vargus=Nothing!
Vargus by checkoutlilgiobeats! October 16, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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