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Vandarius
A strong, smart, and driven guy with a great sense of humor and always the life of the party. He's the guy on the team who is the captain and a true leader, but that no one else opposing him will want to mess with. You always want a Vandarius in your corner. Not only does he have brawn, but brains as well - good luck trying to fool a Vandarius. Also, good luck trying to win a debate with a Vandarius - he can talk a big game, but he can back it up! A true ladies' man, Vandarius has tremendous charisma and charm that other men will envy. But a Vandarius is the kind of friend that anyone would want to have. He might not be who you expected, but he's the type of friend that will come through for you - extremely loyal to the people around him, and he'll never leave a bro behind.
Vanarry
Vanarry is only the most amazing, cutest, and beautiful couple ever. Vanessa Drake and Harry styles are the two people in this relationship. Vanessa first met Harry when trapped in a elevator, since then there love has grown for each other.
Vanarry by Haggiemaemae135 October 23, 2012
Vandari
The term Vandari comes from the notorious apocalyptic sex cult, the Children of God, which began in the late 60's. The name was invented later to refer to the specific type of demons supposedly inhabiting the bodies of rebellious (read: intelligent) progeny that left the cult en masse as teens and young adults.
It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.
It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.
It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.
It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.
Taken from xfamily.org:
142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.
143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.
144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.
142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.
143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.
144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.
vankerchief
A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.
Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
Vakarian
A sexy ass Turian.
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