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vandangler 

a vandangler is a floppy penis
my vandangler is hanging out of my shorts.
vandangler by wilson comhoe May 13, 2005
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Vandamage 

The response given when someone drops a Van Dam line unintentionally.
Top Brick: I don't get why did they try to hurt me in my black silk underware.
Bottom Brick: Thats vandamage
Vandamage by Pheats February 14, 2006

vandango 

A word favoured by a certain professor. This word is used only to describe certain elements of fluid flow and disorganisation. This word's origins are unknown but it has been thought it was first used in colonial Australia to describe pubic hair.
Damn look at his vandango!
vandango by Fluid expert April 6, 2014

vandangler 

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.
there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.
vandangler by ryan June 1, 2004

Vandiago 

Based on the world population data, this name is rare and can’t be found easily. Vandiago is a fun, cheerful, sweet and very caring person. If he finds someone who’s attractive or meaningful for him, he will not leave that person. He will always try to stay with them and treat them like they’re his own family. If you find someone named Vandiago, don’t ever try to hurt his feelings because he is someone who has a soft heart he’s very emotional. You will be very lucky if you are his close friends because he will make you very comfortable and he will always try to make his close friends happy and comfortable when they’re with him. Is he handsome? Maybe 75%-80%. Maybe he doesn't look handsome but the heart he has is a heart that is very hard to find.

Vandiago is someone who is easy to get along with especially with women. He rarely hangs out with men especially men who are rude or have a thug-like traits. He will only hang out with men he thinks are safe to be with. He should have one male friend who he considers to be a good person which makes him comfortable and happy. He usually treats men as his elder brother even though some of them are younger than him. It’s normal because he’s someone who is full of love and affection. Just let him love and care about you. Remember to not to hurt his feelings because you don’t know what he will do to himself when he feel guilty about himself. Just don’t. Trust us, you can never find another person who cares about you as much as he does.
Have ever met someone named Vandiago?
Vandiago by Local Urban Dictionary November 22, 2021
It's an Afrikaans word which is the same as the word today.
I'd like to see vandag if you not busy.
Vandag by Notorious Touch November 22, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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