vandango 

A word favoured by a certain professor. This word is used only to describe certain elements of fluid flow and disorganisation. This word's origins are unknown but it has been thought it was first used in colonial Australia to describe pubic hair.

Damn look at his vandango!

vandango by Fluid expert April 6, 2014

Vandingo 

A vandingo is a person who will most likely be caught sniffing their own farts. May also perform lectures to the opposite sex on career development and financial investments while simultaneously breaching this person's personal space. Definitely owns many NFT's and probably some shitcoins. If you bring them somewhere they'll claim to know everyone even though they weren't invited. When in the presence of a Vandingo, the best course of action is to smile and wave boys.

Also see, hairy douche bag.

That poor woman, she is stuck with that vandingo at the bar...

Vandingo by Greatwhitemike June 13, 2022

vandangler 

a vandangler is a floppy penis

my vandangler is hanging out of my shorts.

vandangler by wilson comhoe May 13, 2005

vandangler 

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.

there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.

vandangler by ryan June 1, 2004