vandango 

A word favoured by a certain professor. This word is used only to describe certain elements of fluid flow and disorganisation. This word's origins are unknown but it has been thought it was first used in colonial Australia to describe pubic hair.

Damn look at his vandango!

vandango by Fluid expert April 6, 2014

Vandingo 

A vandingo is a person who will most likely be caught sniffing their own farts. May also perform lectures to the opposite sex on career development and financial investments while simultaneously breaching this person's personal space. Definitely owns many NFT's and probably some shitcoins. If you bring them somewhere they'll claim to know everyone even though they weren't invited. When in the presence of a Vandingo, the best course of action is to smile and wave boys.

Also see, hairy douche bag.

That poor woman, she is stuck with that vandingo at the bar...

Vandingo by Greatwhitemike June 13, 2022

vandangler 

a vandangler is a floppy penis

my vandangler is hanging out of my shorts.

vandangler by wilson comhoe May 13, 2005

vandangler 

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.

there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.

vandangler by ryan June 1, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019