VampireLife

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Staying out all night and hibernating all day. This lifestyle is usually associated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. Another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. The word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.

Nate: Where is Mike, he hasn't been over in like three days

Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.

Nate: Drunk!

VampireLife by Vandalizer48 May 17, 2011

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Vampire Life

Made popular by Jim Jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. It is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. Related to fast life, and rockstar life

Thomas: "dude you haven't slept in 3 days, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

Anton: "Im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don't make it"

Vampire Life by Patrone67 October 24, 2011

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vampirlyfe1

He’s one of the best controller players you’ll ever see on the Minecraft Hive Bedrock server

Person 1:OMG runnnn it’s vampirlyfe1

Person 2: noooo I died to vampirlyfe1

vampirlyfe1 by not vamp May 13, 2021

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vampire life

when a person sleeps through the day and roam the streets at night

how's your vampire life been going?

its actually coming along really well, ive been hustlin these corners all night and they're about to pay off.

vampire life by tmacdaddy732 July 17, 2011

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vampierlife

when you are hard and all about the vampierlife on twitter

@sexybellaca got a misspelled tatto that reads vampierlife

vampierlife by Kingcesa March 18, 2011

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Vampire Life

One's ability to not sleep at all during the night

James: aye cuz what time u go to sleep last night
Jamal: around like 4
James: damn that's too late for me cuz
Jamal: you ain't about that Vampire Life

Vampire Life by Otis Jenkins October 5, 2011

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Vampirelingus

When you eat out a women during her period.

When you love your women too much, a vampirelingus is always well deserved

Vampirelingus by Balleux November 4, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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