vampire freaks
A social networking website much like Myspace, except that its member list consists almost entirely of pseudogoths and mallcores.
vampire freaks by ScarexCrow February 14, 2008
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vampire freaks
a networking website for the awesome, scene,emo, gothic, and industrial.
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vampire freaks by Kookoobananas January 27, 2008
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vampirefreaks
A good idea gone bad. Was a place for open-minded alternative peoples, goths/punks/metalheads/etc, to post a profile and find similar people. Now exists as a slightly darker facebook alternative for emo/scene children, the retarded offspring of any and all of the above subcultures, now with fringes. Also a disturbing number of fake profiles clearly created by middle-aged perverts, most of them written in broken foreign English, but claiming to be from either the US or UK.
You will be added as a friend by people who never even attempt to speak to you. Users can be rated 1-10, a fantastic addition to a site used by people who are all about not judging people and don't care what you think. The ratings feature can be switched off, however, but of course it never is. Any messages you do get will consist of "10" or "10+" or "hi, here's a 10, please rate back"
Sentences like "I hate ignorance and hypocrisy" can be found on every profile, usually followed by something ignorant and hypocritical concerning all the people and things they hate.
Occasionally, one will find rare red diamonds such as, "I don't like people who are needlessly promiscuous. I'd much prefer intelligent conversation to sex." Usually on the about me sections of fat ugly pseudo-intellectual gobshites who can't get sex so attempt to mask this by claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
You will be added as a friend by people who never even attempt to speak to you. Users can be rated 1-10, a fantastic addition to a site used by people who are all about not judging people and don't care what you think. The ratings feature can be switched off, however, but of course it never is. Any messages you do get will consist of "10" or "10+" or "hi, here's a 10, please rate back"
Sentences like "I hate ignorance and hypocrisy" can be found on every profile, usually followed by something ignorant and hypocritical concerning all the people and things they hate.
Occasionally, one will find rare red diamonds such as, "I don't like people who are needlessly promiscuous. I'd much prefer intelligent conversation to sex." Usually on the about me sections of fat ugly pseudo-intellectual gobshites who can't get sex so attempt to mask this by claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
Ten years ago vampirefreaks was a reasonable place to waste a few idle hours online. Now just a complete waste of time.
vampirefreaks by davie-d May 29, 2013
Vampirefreaks
A social networking website for those of a altnernative, industrial, gothic culture ect, though it is mainly full of emos ,scene kids, attentionwhores and perverts.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
person 1 : hai i joined vampirefreaks cos im so dark and alternative.
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
Vampirefreaks by JoannaT May 24, 2010
vampirefreaks
Vampirefreaks is a website originally for the alternative, cyber goths, goths, freaks etc..though i must say, many emos have joined as well. Fuckthemainstream is a section of vampirefreaks which enables people to purchase their alternative clothing and accesories. However the main reason people go on vf is to create a personal profile, join cults which interest them and socialize.
1. Vampirefreaks aka Vf is a hardcore version of myspace.
2. Boo, that premium whore gave me a rating of 1.
2. Boo, that premium whore gave me a rating of 1.
vampirefreaks by burgandy June 24, 2006
Vampirefreaks
A community website similar to myspace or facebook that was originally intended for the gothic/industrial subculture and those who take part in it, but it has recently become flooded with scene and emo kids and those generally annoying people who only create profiles to post 'glamour pics' and look at other people who have 'glamour pics'. The site has a feature where users are able to rate each other on a scale of 1 - 10 and but usually people rate based on the person's pictures, never mind actually getting to know the person or even read the profile god forbid, and the comment's usually consist of 'nice pics cutie' or 'OMGZ ur like s0 h0tt ;)'. But of course there are some people on there who are not complete vain and material idiots. Those can often be found in certain areas of the messageboards.
Vampirefreaks is a site where those who relate with the gothic and industrial subculture can gather
Vampirefreaks has become infested with silly emo and scene kids...why the fuck do I keep going back?
Vampirefreaks has become infested with silly emo and scene kids...why the fuck do I keep going back?
Vampirefreaks by lefreakoflevampire March 30, 2009
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