valvin

a nincompoop

who this dummy?

probably a valvin

by gloless January 9, 2020

Vavine

(Italian-American Slang) A swift,jab-like,backhand to the face. It is a gateway slap to a slap combination, and can easily be followed by a Scoopalone, or a Scaffoombaggia. (A very good example of onamatopeoia as it sounds like it is pronounced VA-VEEN!)

Francesca was being fresh, so I put her in her place with an unexpected Vavine to the grill.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Valinga

1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!

"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"

by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008

valdine

Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit

Damn that girl is thick
"I love valdine so much!"

by lovemyname May 20, 2018

Jordan vallina

A street Whore faggot

jordan vallina is a faggot

by An Gay Retard March 15, 2017

valving

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011