valley green
valley green by Vdotdashoota March 15, 2017
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green valley high school
Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
green valley high school by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019
green valley goons
green valley goons by berry macockener 425 November 28, 2022
Green Valley Lake
A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.
Green Valley Lake by Caeruleus July 9, 2011
Green Valley Spa
A four diamond spa located in sunny southern Utah. It has a vast variety of tennis courts, pools, fitness activities, hiking, spa treatments, and much more.
Green Valley Spa by The Real Dexter Morgan April 21, 2011
Green Valley Monster
this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monster by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
the green giant in the valley
the green giant in the valley by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2015
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