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Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019

joey valdivia 

check out how chill that guy is he's so a joey valdivia
joey valdivia by Zztopzipper January 23, 2018
1. A name of a female Goddess.

2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!

3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.
Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!
Valdis by Living with this name August 8, 2010

Valdivia 

When someone puts their balls in their partners mouth and cum's on their face.
I Valdivia my girl last night
Valdivia by D33v3s June 20, 2022

valdivia 

People under the last name VALDIVIA are most likely to become supermodels
Sara: what’s your last name?
Daisy: VALDIVIA
Sara: Chile you’re a supermodel
valdivia by Chile... November 3, 2020

Valdivia 

When you put your balls in a partners mouth and then cum on their face
I Valdivia my girlfriend last night
Valdivia by D33v3s June 22, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

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