vajazzles 

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

vajazzles by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

vajazzling 

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"

vajazzling by L0 January 13, 2010

Vajazzled 

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

Vajazzled by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzile 

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

Vajazzile by Sonny Black Monster March 2, 2010

Vajazzler 

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!

Vajazzler by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010

vajapples 

A vagina that has become swollen and red due to excessive love-making, resembling an apple.

"Wow, you look tired today."
"Yeah, I was up late giving Veronica vajapples."
"Sweet!"

vajapples by AS Cannon February 18, 2008

Vajizzle 

Female ejaculation

Last night Christine vajizzled all over my balls! What a night!!

Vajizzle by cst174 October 25, 2010