vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

by No-Soul-Ano October 15, 2010

vajazzling

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"

by L0 January 14, 2010

Vajazzled

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzler

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!

by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010

vajazzling

Similar to bedazzling; the act of having rhinestones applied to one's waxed va-jay-jay, hence the name VAJ-azzling; promoted by Jennifer Love Hewitt

Did you see her vag last night?
Hell yeah, and she went vajazzling before so it was all sparkly!

by DCheer April 07, 2010

vajazzling

1. the time-consuming act of applying glitter, jewels, crystals, or some other form of bling to the vajayjay. 2. any use of sparkly embellishment to make something mysterious and transcendent appear more commercial and eye-catching.

Cleetus, quite vajazzling your sister and come inside for supper! (or) The election was won thanks to Obama's vajazzling catch-phrases.

by lolcatdiary July 07, 2010

vajazzle

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by handy_andy January 14, 2010