vajapples

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A vagina that has become swollen and red due to excessive love-making, resembling an apple.

"Wow, you look tired today."
"Yeah, I was up late giving Veronica vajapples."
"Sweet!"

vajapples by AS Cannon February 18, 2008

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vagapple

An image of the female anatomy, specifically the vagina and the anus, positioned to portray a Malus domestica; in other words, an apple.

Hey, c'mon baby, let me eat your vagapple.

vagapple by Andy and Allie, the Almighties April 18, 2008

Related Words

vajapples • vagapple • vajankle • vajaggle • Vajazzle • vapple saucing

Vagapple

A Adam’s apple of a feminine man with no Manley qualities except for his adams apple. #pussy

Dude, you such a vagapple

Vagapple by MMFA June 19, 2019

vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

vajazzles by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

Vajaggles

Another word for a vagina, usually used when the person doesn't want to say vagina or pussy

"I sure as hell don't want that in my vajaggles!"

Vajaggles by yeahitstaylorb May 13, 2015

vajankles

Just as cankles describes a leg with no obvious taper between ankle and calf, and thankles describes the leg with no obvious definition from ankles to thighs, vajankles are the extreme case where there is no obvious distinction from ankle to vagina.

omg, did you see Anneke's vajankles?

vajankles by Zeb1 September 20, 2009

vagapple

tattoo of an apple, with vagina, and a snake slithering from the vagina (it's a thing-google it)

Courtney: "Hey guys, want to see my new tattoo I got in NOLA?"
Trish: "Welcome back Court."
Amanda: "Wowww, Courtney, nice vagapple!!"

vagapple by Nursenancy0110 September 22, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026