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vajayonaise 

slang for female ejaculation
After eating my girl out I got vajayonaise all over my face
vajayonaise by nightmare-pegasi August 21, 2016
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Vagayonnaise 

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina
Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.
Vagayonnaise by The Obzerver April 13, 2021

vajaynaise 

The stripper left her vajaynaise all over the pole. Eeeewwww!
vajaynaise by milkyjg March 29, 2008

vayonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your vagina as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the V from vagina and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Vayonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.
Taste like vayonaise!
vayonaise by smurf ones May 20, 2012

vajayonnaise 

my girl came when I was eating her out and got vajayonnaise all over my face
vajayonnaise by nightmare-pegasi August 21, 2016

Vagayonnaise 

Otherwise known as a snail trail, or sunny side up, it's the vaginal discharge found in a woman's panties.
Your mom's panties were left sunny side up. That vagayonnaise looks tasty.
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