Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your vagina as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the V from vagina and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Vayonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.

Taste like vayonaise!

vayonaise by smurf ones May 20, 2012

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vajayonnaise

slang for ejaculate from a vagina

my girl came when I was eating her out and got vajayonnaise all over my face

vajayonnaise by nightmare-pegasi August 21, 2016

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Vagayonnaise

Otherwise known as a snail trail, or sunny side up, it's the vaginal discharge found in a woman's panties.

Your mom's panties were left sunny side up. That vagayonnaise looks tasty.

Vagayonnaise by DirtyDianna1969 May 14, 2022

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