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vaguum

A vagina that consistently promotes premature ejaculation. Confirmation of a vaguum can be achieved by a minimum of 5 seperate sessions of intercourse with the suspected vaguum, then 5 separate sessions with a control (non-vaguumus vagina) and a return to the alleged vaguum for 5 more separate sessions. If premature ejaculation occurs in 8 out of the 10 sessions with a 10% standard deviation with the suspected vaguum, and premature ejaculation occurs in only 1 out of 5 sessions with the control, or less, then a vaguum has been identified.
"Shit, bitch! your vaguum ate my shit again"
by Dr. JuLeS December 21, 2009
mugGet the vaguummug.

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