vaginal depth

The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).

Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.

by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017

vaginal death

death by something entering the vagina

i.e : tampon (toxic sock syndrome)

‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’

‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’

‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’

‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’

‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢

by olivia s July 29, 2021

Death Vagina

(Noun)1. A Thundercunt over-flowing with duckbutter and in need of felching. 2. A haneous whore who has been with so many men having sex with her is commonly compared to throwing a hot dog down the hallway. 3. Home of the Cock Goblin.

Doug is such a festering Ass Clown, that we didn't warn him about her death vagina.

by Wankers against Ass Clowns March 18, 2009