An act of oral sex that requires the woman to lay on her stomach and prop her booty up. Upon doing so, several drops of water must be poured onto her booty. As the water trickles down the middle and down to her vagina, it must then promptly be licked up.
Hey man, last night my girl went crazy when I did the vagina waterfall with her.
When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!
A cascade of moisture emanating from the vulva during the peak of coitus or moments of personal stimuli. Most commonly found between the ages of thirteen to seventeen and again from the ages of thirty six to fourty two, especially amongst those of Asian decent.
"Laying with Jason in the barn loft where she once played as a child Kelly drifted into memories of her youth. Suddenly her body writhed and bucked under the power of Jason's authoritave hand producing a vaginal waterfall which poured through the rafters saturating the mares and stalion which brought her to womanhood as a child."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.