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greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.
"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"
greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

Vagina wafer 

When you take a wafer(cookie) and stick it in your wet pussy this makes a vaginal wafer
Omg my girls vagina wafers are so good
Vagina wafer by Pimpdad July 18, 2018

the vagina waterfall 

An act of oral sex that requires the woman to lay on her stomach and prop her booty up. Upon doing so, several drops of water must be poured onto her booty. As the water trickles down the middle and down to her vagina, it must then promptly be licked up.
Hey man, last night my girl went crazy when I did the vagina waterfall with her.

Waterboarding a Vagina 

When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!

Vaginal Waterfall 

Noun

A cascade of moisture emanating from the vulva during the peak of coitus or moments of personal stimuli. Most commonly found between the ages of thirteen to seventeen and again from the ages of thirty six to fourty two, especially amongst those of Asian decent.
"Laying with Jason in the barn loft where she once played as a child Kelly drifted into memories of her youth. Suddenly her body writhed and bucked under the power of Jason's authoritave hand producing a vaginal waterfall which poured through the rafters saturating the mares and stalion which brought her to womanhood as a child."

Vaginal Waterboarding 

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
Vaginal Waterboarding by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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