vagina monkey 

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

vagina monkey by damienne February 8, 2007

Vagina Monkey 

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).

Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.

Vagina Monkey by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011

Vagina Monkey 

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

Vagina Monkey by yOy0 June 17, 2008

vagina monkey 

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz

oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

vagina monkey by McDonald Groupie May 18, 2008

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

monkey vagina 

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

monkey vagina by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Greasy Monkey Vagina by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011