vagina monkey

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

by damienne February 08, 2007

vagina monkey

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz

oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

by McDonald Groupie May 18, 2008

Vagina Monkey

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).

Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.

by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011

Vagina Monkey

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

by yOy0 June 17, 2008

monkey vagina

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

by Jt Martin November 04, 2007

Hot Monkey Vagina

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011