ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.

"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."

by yOy0 August 17, 2008

Vagina Monkey

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

by yOy0 June 17, 2008