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vaginacuum 

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis
"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"
vaginacuum by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

vaginaction

a sexual action involving the vagina. Such as sex. Pronounced: va-jin-action
This weekend I got some vaginaction.
vaginaction by krissyandnini September 22, 2011

vaginaut 

Like an astronaut... But for vaginas
The vaginaut likes to explore deep space (in between ladies legs).
vaginaut by Vaginaut_Julian February 24, 2005

Vaginaut 

One who thoroughly explores and charts the unknown regions of the vagina.
Teacher: "Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"
Vaginaut by rambomacken June 19, 2013

Vaginabutthole 

Adjective
1. When your vagina and anus are connected in a way that you could reach right through.

Noun
2. When you open your butt cheeks and instead of a normal anus, there is both an anus and vagina.
1. She was tired of all the Vaginabuttholes in math class so she switched out.

2. He had checked before, but now, when spread his butt cheeks, he had found a Vaginabutthole.
Vaginabutthole by Vbutt0 March 27, 2017