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vagina bat wings 

The act of stretching ones labia majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. Usually under the assumption that this act of self-destruction is sexy.
"Goddamnit! Is that Kara's vagina bat wings? I'm eating breakfast here!"

"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"

"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."

Batman Vagina 

A vagina that has an overabundance of extra inside skin (labia minora) which can be stretched into wings resembling that of Batman.
I won't go near that broad with the Batman vagina... That shit ain't right!
Batman Vagina by ARoseHeartsun March 28, 2015

Batman vagina 

A vagina owned by a whore or extremely old woman that sounds like rapid clapping when said vagina owner runs from danger. Also if said owner of a batman vagina ever fell out of a plane or off a tall building she could reach into her pants grab the vaginal lips and stretch them out like bat wings and glide to safety like a flying squirrel or the vagina's name sake...... BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit man my Grandma was saved by her Batman vagina when that helicopter crashed she just jumped out and glided to safety.
Batman vagina by BigmanSimons March 8, 2010

vaginal batteries

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries
vaginal batteries by George McLean February 2, 2007

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.
Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath
Vaginal Steam Bath by CactusKing February 21, 2014