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vagermination

Noun

1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
"Like a dildo with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie fucker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot."
vagermination by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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vagernation 

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.
Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.
vagernation by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017
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