An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.

You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.

valdemar by JadeLady March 6, 2014

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valdemiro

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.

hi valdemiro

valdemiro by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021

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Valdemart

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.

I'm going shopping at Valdemart.

Valdemart by M. Brian June 11, 2006

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dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

dirty valdemar by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

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Vagedema

Swelling of the muffin top area of the vagina and even sometimes of the labia

My appendectomy resulted in a hematoma in my pubis and now I’m experiencing discomfort and related to my vagedema

Vagedema by Ceeleah November 3, 2018

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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