vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-
kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a
greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a
verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.
vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place,
etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the
best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan
“Did you see Maria flirting with all those
boys?”
“Yeah
ew I know she’s a vlakia”
“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”
“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”
*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”
“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”
*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”
*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”
“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”
*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”
*Watches
Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“
EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”
“UGH! This vlakia
phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
