v3lak
v3lak is an editor on tiktok, they post edits of lots of different things, but especially aib. they r super funny, can speak spanish (i think that’s what it was i cant remembr) and r my fav mutual
v3lak by maybekento May 8, 2022
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Valakar
Valakar (n.) - 1. Wiping a world of warcraft raid because you tried to run away during a boss fight and save a repair bill.
(adj.) Male WoW player with an effeminate voice and complete lack of balls. Constantly whining about loot, asking to get their scrub alts in a raid, qq'ing about how every other class but theirs is overpowered and the only reason they ever lose an arena match is due to bad luck and RNG.
The epitomy of failure of cognition. To be unable to process logical thought. To speak in a monotone voice that sounds like a pedophile.
(adj.) Male WoW player with an effeminate voice and complete lack of balls. Constantly whining about loot, asking to get their scrub alts in a raid, qq'ing about how every other class but theirs is overpowered and the only reason they ever lose an arena match is due to bad luck and RNG.
The epitomy of failure of cognition. To be unable to process logical thought. To speak in a monotone voice that sounds like a pedophile.
ex: You fucking valakar, way to run our like a pansy during illidan before we called a wipe and enrage the elementals.
ex: Daman's such a valakar, all he does is bitch about RNG stuns.
ex: Daman's such a valakar, all he does is bitch about RNG stuns.
Valakar by William Justus Henderson III February 7, 2009
vlakia/vlakies
vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.
vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.
vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan
“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”
“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”
“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”
“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”
*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”
“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”
*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”
*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”
“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”
*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”
*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”
“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”
“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”
“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”
“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”
*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”
“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”
*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”
*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”
“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”
*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”
*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”
“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
vlakia/vlakies by vlakies August 24, 2019
vlakas
vlakas by Stallion81 May 12, 2006
vlakyrie
vlakyrie by OakleafGangRiseUp February 8, 2021
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