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Valakar (n.) - 1. Wiping a world of warcraft raid because you tried to run away during a boss fight and save a repair bill.

(adj.) Male WoW player with an effeminate voice and complete lack of balls. Constantly whining about loot, asking to get their scrub alts in a raid, qq'ing about how every other class but theirs is overpowered and the only reason they ever lose an arena match is due to bad luck and RNG.

The epitomy of failure of cognition. To be unable to process logical thought. To speak in a monotone voice that sounds like a pedophile.
ex: You fucking valakar, way to run our like a pansy during illidan before we called a wipe and enrage the elementals.

ex: Daman's such a valakar, all he does is bitch about RNG stuns.
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Dirty valkarie 

The sex nympho god . Once you get a taste you will lose all sanity because you will forever be bewitched, say goodbye to your life as you know it dirty valkarie will change you life as you know it
Once you get a tast of dirty valkarie you will be a slave
Dirty valkarie by Val-ku-re April 7, 2020
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Valkarian 

The title given to those who are of idiocy, stupidity, or just no mental capacity what so ever. People given this title are surely of a young age, if not, are still at home, living with their parents till the age of 30.
Idiot: dis good site u rekon? i luv it! it haz lots colors!
You: Stupid Valkarians.
Valkarian by FatEmoLLaMa July 16, 2010
renowned soundcloud extraordinaire.
"have you guys heard of valkari? hes fucking great."
Joined in after Netra(eyes) in the name Netravalkar. Commonly no one knows what it means but it is believed to be "look up" .
In Marathi it's said " eyes var kar"
It's the same above word of Valkar= varkar
valkar by Twinkieslol January 17, 2022
Valkar is similar to Varkar or Var- kar which in Marathi means look up. Commonly comes in the surname Netravalkar.
"Eyes Var Kar" here var kar = valkar
valkar by Twinkieslol January 17, 2022
It is a word in context of Bangladesh. It came from the word rajakar. Meaning co consperator or volunteer of aggressor from inside during 1971 war. Another name of india is varat. Whom ever is supporting India for its silent and open aggression to Bangladesh from inside is Va Jakar
A lot of celebrities in Bangladesh are Vajakar
vajakar by Bangladesh24 August 20, 2024
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