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A term where calling a friend or stranger a retarded person, could also be used to say others dumb, stupid and useless, can also be used to call out or shout out for a only a really good friend or to challenge them.
-That guy who smokes weed is a valak.

-It's just a math question, why can't you do it stupid valak.

-My valak has a new video, please go and give it a like.

-Valak, you wanna go bro?
valak by Void_Presence June 14, 2017
Related Words
valak • Valakar • Valakin • Vala • Valarie • valk • valada • Valana • valance • valaria
When a game you don't own and desire to play gets in the chopping block of the subscription service of your choice and forces you to play and rush through it
A: Have you heard? Talos Principle is leaving game pass.
B: Yep, currently playing it before it leaves.
A: Ah, pulling a Valaking
Valakin by ValakC November 11, 2020

Valarante 

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
He is playing valarante he is a child!
Valarante by WhyXic February 4, 2022
Used to refer to a lot of people talking at the same time, particularly represents freedom, arbitrary expression.

When used as an independent tone word, used to express the speaker's very excited, happy mood.
In the departmental meeting everyone valala express their own views.

Valala, I'm so happy to be with you.
valala by J.Petrary September 14, 2013

valar dohaeris 

"Valar Dohaeris" is the third season premiere of the HBO fantasy television series Game of Thrones. Valar dohaeris means "all men must serve" in High Valyrian. It is the traditional response to the greeting, "Valar Morghulis."
"Valar Morghulis"
"Valar Dohaeris"
valar dohaeris by 182trash December 2, 2014
the greatest man I've ever met. he is funny, annoying at times, very intelligent and really cares about how you feel and how you are as a person. he is a very caring friend and one of the best.
man don't be a douche... JUST BE A VAHAK!
vahak by waterdragon56789 November 12, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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