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cute gurl v2.0

One of the 13 common personality types in internet forums as defined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka of Something Awful. The 13 common personality types are:

1. Clueless Newbie
2. Flamethrower Clone
3. Computer Expert
4. The Mensa Troll
5. Mr Agressive
6. Cute Girl v2.0
7. Ravey Davey
8. The Sensitive Artist
9. Mr. "I Know a Game Developer"
10. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
11. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge
12. Anime-Obssessed Freak
13. Derek Smart

Cute Girl v2.0 types are generally girls fourteen years of age or younger who are too naive to realize how ridiculous they sound. They often use deliberately mispelled words like ur and wut and they have a habit of using lol at least 2 times a sentence. They also at least one anime smiley per sentence. Favorite subjects include cute fuzzy things and their boyfriends.
Cute Gurl v2.0: "do the cars come in red??? thats my boyfriends color and weve been going out for 2 months now hes so cute his names Jeremy and he likes Slipknot!!! thx bye!!! :o)"
south east punk band from the Dollshouse Collective..named after the catalogue number of Never Mind The Bollocks by The Sex Pistols
v2086 are playing at the Albion tonight
v2086 by export January 15, 2008

Memes I stole from Instagram v2000 

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl

Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0 

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

6ix9ine v2.0

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
yo 6ix9ine v2.0 is the biggest idiot ever look at that greasy ass hair
6ix9ine v2.0 by SWAGKJD September 12, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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