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Vögeln is a German expression for having Sex.
Jens, lass uns vögeln.
Jens (German male name) let's fuck.
vögeln by Ilovegermanmen March 2, 2016
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Vogelism 

The action commands given to the crowd by the vocalist of a band (usually a hardcore band). Also referred to as "mosh calls"

Examples of commonly used vogelisms:

"Lets see some stage dives."
"More stage dives!"
"More FUCKIN' stage dives!"
"Move Up!"
"C'MON!"
"Sing with me!"
"Move the person next to you."
"SMASH the person next to you!"
"Jump on someone's head!"
"C'MON!"
Mindforce vocalist Jay suggested "more kickboxing" from the crowd. This is a vogelism that I have never heard before.

No one has better use of vogelisms than the lead singer of Terror.
Vogelism by Stage Dive Jesus February 1, 2022
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Pulling a Vogel 

1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.

2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight

Mr. Vogel 

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy
Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.
Mr. Vogel by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018

Vogelbomb 

What happens when Daddy Daniel Vogelbach connects his bat in a Babe Ruthean style to an unlucky baseball that just got nuclear blasted over the fence.
Daddy hit 3 fat fucking Vogelbombs today
Vogelbomb by VogeyDaddy May 14, 2019
1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.
1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.
Vogel by ahdoublecheh March 30, 2009
Someone with a fetish for having sex, after secretly slipping a bagel over their penis.
My girlfriend was pissed when she found out that I vogeled her when she found crumbs in her ass crack and the last bagel was missing from the fridge.

"You sick fucking Vogeler! You could have given me a yeast infection!"
Vogeler by Extreeb November 18, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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