Useless Shit

A word posted on UrbanDictionary with the definition "Can mean whatever you want it to mean"

Shirk

Shirk can mean whatever you want it to mean. It works in any situation. I'm a shirking dipshit.

Useless Shit by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ November 1, 2004

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useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

useless sack of shit by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

useless orange bag of shit by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you? by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

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shitty and useless

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shitty and useless by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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