uritard
uritard by sexyaff 😇😇 March 28, 2021
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unitard
An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.
unitard by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006
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urbtard
A person who feels it necessary to abbrievate three letter words. Usually found on internet chat programs. Known as urbtard because of their extreme overuse of "urban" lingo.
Jake32tardo: Hwdy! wassup? I'm gr8t. hope ur good 2. We roc 4 lif!
normalchild: It's difficult to understand you when you talk like that, you urbtard.
jake32tardo: rofl lmao!!! ur 2 funni!
normalchild: STOP IT!
normalchild: It's difficult to understand you when you talk like that, you urbtard.
jake32tardo: rofl lmao!!! ur 2 funni!
normalchild: STOP IT!
urbtard by Caitlinrulestheworld May 13, 2006
Urbtards
the Down's Syndromed, public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by:
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
Hey Allison, don't you hate it when those urbtards type "gr8" instead of "great"? How much fucking work is it to type 2 extra letters?
Urbtards by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2004
unitard
unitard by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006
urbtards
public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by .....
4. insulting people with disabilities who actually have enough sense to know when they can't spell a word, and so they wouldn't flaunt their ignorance the way an urbtard would.
4. insulting people with disabilities who actually have enough sense to know when they can't spell a word, and so they wouldn't flaunt their ignorance the way an urbtard would.
urbtards by Cynthia Barnes June 5, 2007
Unitarded
Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.
Unitarded by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008
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