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Urband Dictionary is the website you are on right now a dictionary for bad memes good memes some things that cant be found on other dictionary’s like PooPooFingerling can be found on this website/dictionary.
urband dictionary by Α August 8, 2021
Urband Dictionary Gold
You should make a dictionary where you put all these little definitions based of opinions together to give the true urban meaning of. A word,NAME, phrase
it should be based of this but
chosen for the most unbiased and thoughout definitions .
Should also do a urban dictionary just based off names some of these are out dated need to clean the system
it should be based of this but
chosen for the most unbiased and thoughout definitions .
Should also do a urban dictionary just based off names some of these are out dated need to clean the system
Urband Dictionary Gold by Zapolodemaca April 22, 2017
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urband ictionary by Yermy Battled Warter January 16, 2017
Urban Dictionary Dumbass
Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
Urbanal Sex
The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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