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Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*

Ur brother a mother

This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian

1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)

ur brother a mother

The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this
Greg: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny

Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes

ur brother a mother

This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.
John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)

Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father 

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.

Ur brother a mother

A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*