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you are donkey shit at that particular sport/action and you need to step up your game with some bitches
mark: ur ass

joe: what

mark: ur terrible at this game dawg

joe: what the fuck
ur ass by harmbe42069 May 22, 2022
Words you can keep

ur ass a pass

when u have a gurl frind and she be like ur ass a pass
GOOOOORRRLLLLL UR ASS A PASS
ur ass a pass by ur ass a pass April 22, 2019

Ur ass don’t lie 

When a girls ass is rlly nice
John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

ur ass cheeks being clapped 

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

My nigga ima whoop ur ass 

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them
Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"

talkin out ur ass 

some who says alot of none sense
someone who lies
someone who is full of shit
someone who braggs alot
dude: when u gon give me da bidness baby...you know i want you bad ma!

girl: boy u always sayin dat n you always busy when i call..stop talkin out ur ass
talkin out ur ass by gyet December 21, 2008

Metal up ur ass 

Another way to say Metal up your ass.
Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*
Metal up ur ass by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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