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upsculator 

The side of an escalator that travels in an upwards direction -- against gravity. Often paired with a downsculator, it can be used by many humans at the same time to fulfill all of their traveling up to the next floor needs.
Joe: Man my feet are tired but i really want to go to the herpes clinic on the next floor up.

Anna: why not take the upsculator? That way you can defy gravity and become herpes free! Win!
upsculator by alvin crug January 4, 2010
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uscalator 

A single word indicating an up escalator at a shopping mall. Instead of asking "Where is the up escalator" at Macy's, just ask for the uscalator to remove any ambiguity. The opposite of doscalator.
Where is the uscalator? I have to get to the bathroom before I shit myself.
uscalator by Big Tilly October 6, 2006