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uscalator

A single word indicating an up escalator at a shopping mall. Instead of asking "Where is the up escalator" at Macy's, just ask for the uscalator to remove any ambiguity. The opposite of doscalator.
Where is the uscalator? I have to get to the bathroom before I shit myself.
by Big Tilly October 6, 2006
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relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.
We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.
by Enuja August 26, 2013
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Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Orba April 12, 2021
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suscalator

when there's two elavators in a hotel, the on eon the left is a suscalator
lets go in the suscalator
but what even is a suscalator
by pengenini November 6, 2021
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Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.
My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.
by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018
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The Escalator

s-ka-lay-tor
verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!
by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 21, 2011
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escalator

moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!
by darkshadow29 July 30, 2010
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